Choose your uniform!

We have a small quantity of Donkey Slayer shirts. They have our logo on the front, and the web site address on the back. If you're interested in purchasing a shirt at the prices listed below, contact us at
These shirts are silk-screened locally in Boulder Colorado by Apollo Ink.
We offer these shirts in Small, Medium, Large, and X-Large.

100% Cotton T-Shirt

The classic Donkey Slayer look, worn by the band for years. $10 per shirt.

Cotton/Poly Blend Tank Top

Want to show off those tats? This 50% cotton, 50% polyester tank-top will let you show off those bad boys in all their glory. $15 per shirt.

Technical Muscle

Been working out? Endeavoring on a sweaty task? This is the shirt for you, 80% polyester, 20% spandex. $20 per shirt.